Me: "I really want to take this free part-Siamese kitty to give to [daughter] for Christmas. What the hell is wrong with me??? It was found in our area. Already fixed. Healthy. About 4 year old female. Posted to the classified section at work by a compliance officer.
Husband: "Well, that was the last thing I expected to get today."
Me: "Yeah, someone at Starbucks must have laced my coffee with drugs."
Husband: "It is such a sweet idea, but, cats are fickle creatures, and there is no telling how the cat will do with the kids. Additionally, vet costs. Furthermore, I have thoroughly enjoyed not having to smell/clean a litter box for the past 10 years since I left for college."
Me: "Yeah, I was smoking crack. I'm over it now."